Thursday, February 28, 2008
A happy, crappy experiment
I. Objectives
to realize that depending on your lab partner in bringing stuffs is not good
to make sure all needed equipment are in good condition
II. Schematic Diagram
Bring camote tops, not kangkong.
Dispose kangkong.
Cut camote tops into small pieces. make sure they're all violet camote tops.
Weigh the beaker with the shredded camote tops in the worst place to-be in Chem pav, the Weighing Room.
Argue with the worst person to talk to, Sir &(@# that you don't need stupid taring because you'll measure the whole thing as is.
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Sir: Saan container mo?
Student: Ah, sabi po ni Ma'am iwe-weigh po ung buong beaker kasama ung camote tops.
Sir: Hindi nga. Kumuha ka ng beaker! Kelangan mo ng container para blahblahblah..
Student: Hindi po ung camote ung iwe-weigh, isasama na rin po raw pati ung beaker blahblah..
Sir: Hindi nga. Maglalaro ka lang sa pagweigh mo eh blahblah achuchu.
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This conversation will go on in cycles unless you ignore him and get out of there.
Go back to professor and tell her you just had the worst argument ever and she'll do the weighing for you. (Note: She, too, will argue on the same thing with the same person.)
Prepare bunsen burner, iron stand and wire gauze just to find out that the gas regulator is stuck and cannot be turned, the iron ring clamp cannot fit in the ring stand and the wire gauze is defective.
No matter what happens, just go on with your experiment. Remember, this is a class experiment, the whole class is waiting for you.
III. Special Notes
Clean all your equipment and hurry to Manang Taga to have your lunch. Ten minutes more before Chem lec.
II. Schematic Diagram
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Sir: Saan container mo?
Student: Ah, sabi po ni Ma'am iwe-weigh po ung buong beaker kasama ung camote tops.
Sir: Hindi nga. Kumuha ka ng beaker! Kelangan mo ng container para blahblahblah..
Student: Hindi po ung camote ung iwe-weigh, isasama na rin po raw pati ung beaker blahblah..
Sir: Hindi nga. Maglalaro ka lang sa pagweigh mo eh blahblah achuchu.
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This conversation will go on in cycles unless you ignore him and get out of there.
III. Special Notes
Clean all your equipment and hurry to Manang Taga to have your lunch. Ten minutes more before Chem lec.


