I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes

***

E: Um dude, don't you think you had enough?

D: Hey you look familiar. Don't I know you from somewhere?

E: Ever been to Australia?

D: No.

E: Me neither.

D: I swore. I've seen you some place before.

E: Hey I know! Maybe I'm someone famous. You know, like a baseball player or a pretty nurse.

D: What!? Mehn, what in the world are you talking about?

E: Okay okay. I give up. Who am I?

D: I don't know who you are, or where I know you from, or why you think you're an attractive nurse.

***

E: This is my place. This is where I come and think. Well, I think.

D: That's funny, 'cause I never took you for much of a thinker.

E: Oh yeah sure, I think about all kinds of things: Good burger. Squirrels. Cardboard boxes. Things that are sticky...

D: I bet you don't have one real problem.

E: Oh, I got six toes on my left foot. What kind of problems do you have?

***

H: Has small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break in to the zoo and free the kangaroos?

E: Not that I recall.

H: Do you think I'm cute?

E: Sure!

H: What's cute about me?

E: Uhm, your head.

H: You have a cute head, too.

E: Well, I try to keep it nice. So watcha in for?

H: I got in trouble for breaking in to the zoo and freeing all the kangaroos.

E: Oh.

H: My name's Heather.

E: Really? My mom's name is Heather.

H: Really?

E: ...No.

***

RETARD.

Nine in the Afternoon

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
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IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
until you got love - jon mclaughlin

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
blind - lifehouse

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
feels like tonight - chris daughtry

--haha labo. "I feel like tonight today."

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
our time now - plain white t's

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
whatever it takes - lifehouse

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
larger than life - backstreet boys

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
heart in hand - vertical horizon

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
the last fight - the velvet revolver

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTIE?
the good left undone - rise against

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
best in me - blue

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
sayang - parokya ni edgar

--hahahahahaha

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
always - bon jovi

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
slide - goo goo dolls

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
tattooed on my mind - d'sound

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
only one - lifehouse

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
hemorrhage (in my hands) - fuel

--haha kaya siguro ako nasa funeral in the first place :))

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
on fire - switchfoot

--ouch!

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
low - flo-rida

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
heaven - los lonely boys

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
homecoming queen - hinder

WHAT WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST?
nine in the afternoon - panic at the disco